Rolling out DevOps + Security has its series of pitfalls. In this talk, we'll explore real-world challenges, sprinkling in a bit of humor on behalf of the Internet, and work out the solutions to how to avoid these pain points using security culture. You'll experience what can go wrong, to expose how to do things right. We'll cover a sampling of the failures: name and brand, the infinity graph, security as a special team, vendor-defined DevOps, and a lack of collaboration. You'll receive actionable best practices for changing your DevOps security culture.